Chapter 34: Hello, I Am From Heavenly Earth Form Tai Chi School
More and more haters joined the stream and posted offensive comments.
Su Yu quickly got several moderators to the stream and banned those accounts that posted offensive comments, but it was not enough.
After banning one account, two or more accounts appeared like a hydra’s head. Killing one was not enough because there was a sea of haters out there.
In the end, Su Yu gave up and decided to turn a blind eye to the comments.
Those haters could hate him and doubt him as much as they wanted to. In the meantime, Su Yu could simply look away. He then went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.
“Master Su, what are you preparing today? Porridge again?”
“How can you eat porridge in the morning, Master Su? In Pei Province, we usually have a pot of sizzling hot dog meat for breakfast.”
“Dog meat for breakfast? Are you serious? Dog-lover offended here!”
“Hahaha! I think I saw fear on Big Yellow’s face just now.”
“Big Yellow is overjoyed! You are the boss!”
“Big Yellow: ???”
Su Yu said, “Porridge is fine. I’m okay with it. Living a simple life is also a lifestyle.”
He then took some rice out of the bag using the rice basket. The moment he showed the rice to the viewers, everyone was astonished.
“?????”
“What is that?”
“I don’t know. Is that rice?”
“Damn! Golden rice? I’ve never seen something like this before!”
“Golden rice? But the rice I know is white!”
“Master Su, what kind of rice is this?”
Even the haters from Tiktok were stunned. They were in awe when Su Yu showed them the golden rice.
What exactly was the golden rice?
Su Yu noticed his stream was flooded with question marks.
“This is just normal rice. Is there any problem?”
“Normal rice? Are you kidding me?”
“This is the best joke I’ve heard all year! Golden rice is normal rice!”
“So, the white rice that I’ve been eating is special rice instead? Brothers, I might be from a wealthy family! I have to call my parents!”
The viewers in the stream were lost for words, but since Su Yu insisted that the golden rice was normal rice, they could not do anything either.
Su Yu then put the rice into the pot.
Both Little White and Big Yellow helped with the sticks and fire. Many of the new viewers were astonished by the snake and dog working together.
How did he train the dog to build a fire?
What about the snake?
The haters finally realized that Su Yu was not just an ordinary streamer.
While waiting for the porridge to boil, Su Yu went to the yard for some exercise.
He set up his stance and started practicing tai chi.
“What are you doing, Master Su? Kickboxing?”
“It seems like tai chi. Dude, you know tai chi?”
“Really? He’s so young, yet he’s practicing tai chi? (Smugface)”
“I thought only my grandfather used to practice tai chi. Oh, wait, my grandmother practice it as well.”
“Hello, folks. I’m Ma Baoguo from Heavenly Earth Form Tai Chi School! There’s someone who asked me…”
“Hahaha! Wait, how did you send a voice message?”
“The real Ma Baoguo of Heavenly Earth Form!”
Su Yu noticed that the viewers were ridiculing Ma Baoguo.
“Guys, you guys don’t have to make fun of Ma Baoguo…Oh, wait, I think I mean tai chi. Tai chi isn’t just a martial art style that strengthens your health. If you are good at it, it can also be used in self-defense.”
“Master Su, stop joking. It’s a fact that tai chi is used to strengthen your body. tai chi in actual combat? It’s like claiming that a pig can climb trees.”
“Yeah. There have been a lot of fake tai chi masters popping up on the headlines in recent years. Master Leilei, Master Ma Baoguo, and so on. I’ve been disappointed in tai chi already.
“Not just tai chi, but even our national martial arts are in despair. I heard that a master from Shaolin Temple was KOed by a kid using taekwondo. What a shame…”
“I think martial arts are fake from the start. It’s okay if you want to make a movie with it, but actual combat is another story. It can’t compare to taekwondo or karate.”
“But Master Su’s tai chi seems good enough. He has that professional air.”
“You are as good as my grandfather! Eh? Wait…Hahaha!”
The comments were making fun of tai chi.
Su Yu turned a blind eye and continued practicing. Although he was casually practicing just a second ago, in the next second, he dished out a strong punch in the air.
A loud bang exploded.
Then, the mark of his fist appeared on the persimmon tree further away in the yard.
Everyone in the stream was silenced by the bang.
What happened? What was that loud bang? An explosive punch?
All the viewers were stunned, including the haters.
Did a Tai Chi Fist punch a bang in the air? And the punch landed on a tree a dozen meters away?
Was it a joke? This looked nothing like the Tai Chi Fist that someone’s grandparents practiced!
Then, Su Yu performed a stomp.
Tai Chi Fist!
Fanning through the back!
Deep sea needle!
Turnover move and block!
Su Yu stomped his foot and the leaves on the ground started to float. As though the air carried the leaves up, they circled Su Yu swiftly.
It looked like he was controlling the leaves through some invisible lines.
Slanted hand lifting!
Upside-down monkey!
Elbow hammer strike!
Then, all the leaves were sucked into Su Yu’s palm, forming a sphere as if some invisible energy was holding them together.
Su Yu then moved his hands apart and the leaves danced in the air again.
Single whip!
Cross hands!
Knee steps!
Su Yu’s movements were slow at first but became faster as he moved. Every single movement was precise.
After practicing the whole set of Tai Chi Fist, all the fallen leaves around him formed a tai chi diagram around him.
“Holy sh*t! SH*T! I’m shooketh!”
“DAMN! MASTER SU!”
“Is this Tai Chi Fist? This is so cool!”
“Coach, I want to learn this!”
“I’m just trying to ask if this is a live stream or a CGI video.”
“This is awesome! I can’t! I must learn Tai Chi Fist now!”
“What’s the use of being flashy and fancy? It’s all merely for show. It’s just tai chi and some magic tricks. He still can’t do actual combat.”
Su Yu retracted his fists to his waist. There were comments that questioned the usability of tai chi.
He smiled.
In the next second, he exhaled.
The camera clearly captured him exhaling a cloud of white breath as though it was a white stream of cloud.
The cloud of breath did not disperse even after it was exhaled. Instead, it shot out like a bullet.
Swoosh!
Fired at the persimmon tree, it perforated the trunk.
“!!!!”
“F***!”
“FOR REAL?”
“AM I SEEING THIS RIGHT?”
“DAMN IT! This breath is too strong!”
“It’s not just a breath! It’s a bullet!”
“Who said that tai chi can’t be used in actual combat!? Come out and take that breath like a man!”
“Master Su: I can kill you in a single breath, and I can even blow your ashes away when I’m done.”
“Master Su! Damn, do you take in disciples? I’m paying to learn! How about 100,000 a class?”
“100,000 and you are trying to learn a peerless martial art? I’m paying 200,000!”
“Count me in with 150,000.”
“300,000!”
…
There were a number of viewers who wanted to call Su Yu their master.
“No, no, no. Wait, guys. Stop joking. I don’t know any martial arts. This is just a normal set of Tai Chi Fist that I learned from the uncle at the village entrance. I can’t take any disciples based on my level! I’ll only mislead you onto the wrong path!”
The viewers were stunned.
“???”
“This is just a normal set of Tai Chi Fist?!
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