Chapter 7 : I’m bad

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The moon was shining brightly in the empty sky. A tall man with a handsome appearance, tall and charming, stood in the yard and angrily kicked the corner of the wall. When he turned around, his left eye can be seen was bruised/black eye.

Lin Ran laid flat on the roof and carefully tugged Ji Wuxie’s arm, asked : “Who is this?”

Ji Wuxie thoughtfully held Lin Ran’s waist and whispered : “The Lord of the martial alliance.”

That got Lin Ran very worried for the martial arts people in this world because their Lord looked very stupid. After kicking of the corner of the wall, he pursed his lips and cried. He cried for a while then gnashed his teeth, cursing : “Bastard! We will be forever enemies1!”

Ji Wuxie pfft-ed and laughed.

Lin Ran hurriedly covered his(JWX) mouth, nervously signaled him with his small eyes not to make any sound. We are peeping on other people, can you be a little conscious/alert? Plus it is said that high level martial artists have very sensitive sense of hearing.

Ji Wuxie took advantage and licked Lin Ran’s palm.

Lin Ran pulled back his hand and rubbed it on his clothes.

Ji Wuxie whispered : “Furen, don’t be afraid. I’m the one who gave him that black eye two days ago, so he can’t beat me even if he found us.”

Fang Qingchi continues to curse (to himself) : “Bastard! Your wife is hanging on the tree2!”

Ji Wuxie vaguely peeked at Lin Ran : “Jokes on him, my wife is indeed hanging on the roof.”

Lin Ran immediately poked his(JWX) waist with force. You really don’t understand what this hanging word means.

Ji Wuxie also reached out and pinched Lin Ran’s waist.

Two people on the roof, you poked me, I pinch you; exactly like two primary school students. They looked nothing like a crazy mad evil sect’s Founder and his poisonous-hearted 18th small concubine.

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Both men were in the midst of their playful banter, then Fang Qingchi suddenly gripped his head, and fell to the ground with a painful expression. After that, he keep screaming and rolling on the ground. His veins could be seen pulsing from his exposed hands, face and neck, as if something living is crawling underneath. His skin gradually turned purplish red, and Fang Qingchi swelled a girth bigger.

At first, he rolled crazily on the ground for a while. Then he swelled like a pig’s head and began to meditate. After a while, his abnormal state subsided and he looked better. Lin Ran was stunned and looked at Ji Wuxie : “He is looked more like an evil cult Lord than you.”

Ji Wuxie raised his eyebrows : “Why, do you want Husband to be like that?”

Lin Ran seriously replied : “You can learn from him.”

Ji Wuxie laughed with a low tone : “He practiced an evil cultivation method and suffered a Qi deviation3. Oh yeah, at this moment he might not feel it even if you call him out by his ear.”

A light flashed through Lin Ran’s eyes : “Qi deviation… Was those pregnant woman kidnapped by him?”

Ji Wuxie glanced at him : “I’m the one who kidnapped them, I use them for refining, I am bad.”

Lin Ran’s face became red : “You are talking in reverse, you are angry.”

Ji Wuxie leisurely said : “Anyway, I am still bad because I eat children.”

Lin Ran tugged his cuffs : “You are not bad, I am wrong.”

Ji Wuxie pinched his(LR) chin : “Will Furen still be afraid of me?”

Lin Ran : “Not afraid.”

Ji Wuxie : “Prove it to Husband.”

Lin Ran was confused : “How to prove?”

Ji Wuxie pointed to his own face.

Lin Ran understandingly poked him with his fingers.

Ji Wuxie squinted at him : “Playing dumb4.”

Lin Ran laughed with a pure smile : “No, I didn’t.”

Ji Wuxie smiled meaningfully and suddenly switched to another topic : “Have you see enough?”

Lin Ran : “Enough.”

Ji Wuxie carried him up : “Then we shall go back. Next time, please remember to say a lot of good words for me in front of Father-in-law. Husband is still young and I don’t want to get beheaded.”

Lin Ran solemnly promised : “Alright.”

But seriously, your father-in-law is no longer your ‘father’-in-law. At this point, you probably need to change your address to mother-in-law.

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So Ji Wuxie flew all the way back with Lin Ran using ‘Light step skill’ (qingong), which took only half a sichen (1 hour).

Lin Ran couldn’t figure it out anymore. Why did the evil cult Founder and the martial alliance Lord lived so close to each other, ain’t that looked like they are asking for it(fight)?

Ji Wuxie lowered down his head : “What are you thinking about?”

Lin Ran replied truthfully : “You live too close to each other.”

Ji Wuxie mysteriously asked : “Guess why.”

Lin Ran thought for a while : “The cult’s base is here and it can’t run, but the place where the martial alliance Lord lived was very simple. It looked more like a temporary place, so it should be him chasing you.”

Ji Wuxie praised : “Furen is really smart, do you know why he is chasing me?”

Lin Ran rolled his eyes : “What else other than wanted to deal with you? Don’t tell me he has a crush on you?”

Ji Wuxie smiled very happily : “Well, it is hard to say.”

Lin Ran said seriously : “You two are really weird. If you guys would just swap places, then it will be just right.”

Ji Wuxie smiled and looked at Lin Ran but didn’t say anything.

Lin Ran’s goosebumps stood up from being stared by him : “What are you looking at?”

Ji Wuxie suddenly jumped back to ‘love talk’ mode : “Furen looked pretty, even better than the 17 concubines in the backyard.”

Lin Ran sneered, secretly scolding this scum. Wait until you married a Old 19th, then Old 19th will become the best looking one.

Ji Wuxie’s eyes flashed and suddenly said : “You are the last one.”

Lin Ran replied disinterestedly : “Oh.”

Ji Wuxie continued with deep feelings : “… and also the first one.”

Lin Ran is helpless : “Lies.”

Ji Wuxie declined to comment. He circled Lin Ran’s waist and dropped him onto the bed : “Husband is tired, let’s rest.”

Lin Ran awkwardly laid in his arms for a while, then suddenly asked : “Why did you said that I am the first?”

Ji Wuxie was stunned. He slightly raised his head and kissed Lin Ran’s cheek : “Are you eating their vinegar5?”

Lin Ran slipped inside the quilt : “Not eating6.”

Ji Wuxie patted his(LR) butt under the quilt : “Then, why ask?”

Lin Ran was angered : “I want to see if you don’t know how to count.”

Ji Wuxie ‘Oh’ed in disappointment, then no more sound could be heard.

Lin Ran couldn’t sleep and was tortured by this problem until he finally fell asleep in the middle of the night. Before that, he saw Ji Wuxie sleeping sweetly and felt an urge to use a pillow7 to kill him.

Slag man/Scum!

Tsk!