Chapter 2: Toilet for Defecation
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
After three days, Smith hired a few more workers to tear down the fence next to the toilet.
He acted as if the toilet had just been completed.
“Boss, I’m Smith. I am the contractor for the toilet project. I’ve already built the toilet. When you’re free, come over and take a look.”
After the fence was torn down completely, Smith called the park manager.
A little while later, the manager came with a group of people to inspect the newly built toilet.
He could not help but to be a little suspicious and worried given that the toilet was only built in three days.
“Are you really sure that there is no problem with your company? It was built in three days? Are you cutting corners?” he asked when he saw Smith.
The manager’s face did not look good.
He had previously charged Smith 20,000 yuan for the project. Plus, he only gave Smith the project after much eating and drinking.
He did not ask for the toilet to be good. He just needed it to be cleaned and renovated to an acceptable standard.
Therefore, it was normal for the cleaning and renovating process to take some time. However, it had only been three days and the inspection was already being carried out. It was too perfunctory.
The manager would also be responsible if the matter was investigated.
It was not a big deal if the toilet did not look good. However, the manager would be in deep trouble if the toilet had poor structure and collapsed.
Therefore, the manager was very regretful. If he had known earlier, he would not have charged Smith the 20,000 yuan.
“We are not the kind of company that would cut corners. You can find anyone to test it and have a look at our building standards!”
Smith was not very happy. He had already paid the money, but he was still being doubted. That was not good.
The manager looked at Smith’s expression and was a little hesitant. Did he really not cut corners?
Regardless, he had already spoken his mind and showed his doubtful attitude towards Smith. He then went into the toilet to have a look.
He still had to pick out a few flaws and give some kind of criticism even if Smith did not cut corners.
The testing staff walked into the toilet behind the manager.
“F*ck! This toilet is decorated very well!”
“This marble tile is even better than my house’s! This wall tile costs two to three hundred!”
“Is this really the toilet’s sink? It’s even better than the one I have in my house and the one I use is a famous brand! This is too exaggerated!”
A few people from the management department were very surprised. The renovation of this toilet was so nostalgic that it would hurt a five-star hotel!
The manager was also very surprised. The interior of the toilet was so well-decorated.
When they walked to the south side, the manager and team were all dumbfounded.
They were shocked again when they saw the wooden cubicle. This was such a waste. How could a public toilet be renovated like this?
The scariest thing was that there was no strange smell in the toilet after three days of renovation. This meant that a very high-level environmental protection material was used to achieve this effect.
“Smith, is the money really enough for a renovation of your level?” the manager asked hesitantly.
Could it be that he really spent all the money on the renovation?
The original structure of the toilet had not been changed. Was the renovation done directly on top of the original structure?
“Where’s Smith?”
The manager was waiting for a reply.
However, when he turned around, he realized that Smith was not in the toilet at all.
Gulp…
At this moment, everyone’s stomach felt uncomfortable, and they wanted to go to the toilet.
“Oh… What’s going on? My stomach is uncomfortable. Could it be that I ate something bad for breakfast?”
“Me too. Could it be that there’s something wrong with the fried dough sticks we ate in the morning?”
“Could it be that the oil in the canteen was not good? Otherwise, why would our stomachs be so uncomfortable?”
A few of them then walked into the toilet and started squatting.
Splash…
A series of splashing sounds could be heard in the toilet.
Fifteen minutes later, the manager and the members of the inspection team came out whilst holding the toilet wall.
When they came outside, they saw Smith smoking in a corner.
When he saw the manager exited the toilet, he wanted to laugh, but he held it in.
“Oh? What’s wrong with you guys?”
Smith asked whilst pretending to be surprised.
“Nothing, maybe I ate something bad this morning.”
The manager’s voice was very weak. He almost had a breakdown in the bathroom earlier.
He had been eating out all year round, so his stomach was not good. Therefore, he felt completely exhausted after the stomach ache.
“Oh? Then how’s the quality of the toilet?”
“This… I’ll get someone from the acceptance criteria team to test it later. If there’s no problem, I’ll call you today for the rest of the money.”
The manager was very satisfied with the toilet. He could see it clearly with his eyes.
However, in order to prevent any problems with quality, he still needed to find someone to test it.
“Okay, then I’ll go back first.”
Smith nodded. He was not afraid of the test at all. If the toilets built by the system were not up to standard, then there would be no toilets in the world that would be up to standard.
In fact, Smith had also grasped the idea of the defecation attribute.
The purpose of the attribute was not to cause diarrhea. Although it may have the effects of diarrhea, the purpose was actually similar to detoxification.
Toxins that have been accumulated in one’s body would be excreted when using the toilet.
Although it would cause people to collapse for the first time, it will not cause any harm to the body. On the contrary, it had many benefits.
Of course, the situation would be different if one was actually having diarrhea.
At noon, the person went to test the quality of the toilet. The result showed that the toilet was up to standard.
In fact, it had already reached the highest possible standard.
After the manager received the result, he quickly settled the balance and paid Smith.
After all, Smith had already given him 20,000 yuan. Moreover, there were no problems with the quality of the bathroom. In fact, the quality of the decoration was beyond his expectation.
As such, it would be unjustifiable to delay the payment.
However, the manager was confused when he realized that the individual who checked the toilet also had diarrhea during the test.
The administrator found the incident to be very strange.
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