Chapter 63: Chapter 0063: By the Poolside_1
 

Ye Xiong pulled the car out of the parking lot and from inside his clothes, he took out another bottle of yellow liquid, a smirk appearing at the corner of his mouth.

The moment he found the yellow liquid on Yan Li’s body, he knew Dragon Soul would definitely send someone to retrieve it, so he stealthily made an identical copy.

If Phoenix took it back, they would surely realize the yellow liquid had been switched, but if he crushed the bottle of yellow liquid, no one would know he still had it on him.

“Gene Catalyst, I wonder if there would be any changes if this stuff were injected into me?”

This thought merely crossed his mind; he didn’t dare actually do it.

He certainly didn’t want to turn into some hideous, gigantic monster.

Of course, whether he could transform was a mystery, and even he wasn’t sure if he carried the right genes.

“Why took you so long?” Yang Xinyi asked curiously as he arrived belatedly.

“In the parking lot, I bumped into a beauty and hit on her for a bit,” Ye Xiong said with a laugh.

“Morals.” Yang Xinyi rolled her eyes at him.

“By the way, where do you plan to eat?” Ye Xiong asked.

After thinking for a moment, Yang Xinyi replied, “There’s a western restaurant in the north of the city by the He Xi, serving authentic French cuisine, it’s quite good.”

“French cuisine, it’s been a long time since I had some,” Ye Xiong said with a smile. “Is it your treat, or is it mine?”

“What do you think?” Yang Xinyi gave him another eye roll, unable to believe he had the gall to ask such a shameless question.

With a heh, Ye Xiong laughed, stepped on the accelerator, and headed towards the western restaurant.

“Next time you need to pick someone up from the countryside, let me know, don’t drive this car there,” Yang Xinyi suddenly said.

“How did you know I went to the countryside to pick someone up?” Ye Xiong was taken aback, but he quickly realized that there must be a tracker in the car. “Wife, you don’t trust me? You lend me the car, yet you still worried I would mess around?”

“The moment I park this car at Jiangnan University, countless pretty students would jump in, ready for a fling at a moment’s notice, do you think I can feel at ease?” Yang Xinyi said coldly.

“It’s all a joke, all just a joke,” Ye Xiong said awkwardly, laughing it off.

Ni Ma, not only did this car have a tracker, but it also had a bug. It’s a good thing I didn’t go for a fling with Wang Tong, or I would have been caught red-handed.

“Some things, you shouldn’t just blabber to others,” Yang Xinyi huffed.

“I didn’t blabber!”

“You say you didn’t, but you told me and Du Yuehua, one during the day, and one at night, that you’re never satiated…” As Yang Xinyi recalled those words, her face became a mixture of anger and annoyance, yet she looked astonishingly charming.

“What you do with Du Yuehua is your business, just don’t smear my reputation.”

“You’re my wife in name right now. If I tell Wang Tong that we haven’t slept together, do you think he’d believe it?”

“In any case, you’re forbidden to talk nonsense in the future, especially about such disgusting topics,” Yang Xinyi warned.

“What’s so disgusting about it? Men and women making love is very normal, isn’t it?” Ye Xiong stated self-righteously, taking a glance at her lovely face and said with a smile, “If your dad hadn’t been ‘disgusting’ with your mom, would you be here now?”

“Stop it,” Yang Xinyi glared furiously.

“Wife, the way you look right now, I suspect you’re sick!” Ye Xiong considered seriously and said earnestly, “There’s a good chance you suffer from what they call, frigidity.”

“I don’t want to deal with you anymore,” Yang Xinyi said, seeing his nonsense grow more absurd, she simply ignored him.

She expected him to lose interest if she stayed silent, but who would have guessed that once he started on such indecent topics, he brimmed with excitement like a shot of adrenaline, talking non-stop.

He said, “Wife, look, I’ve cured your germaphobia, you don’t spit out chicken meat with my saliva anymore; your inability to love has been cured, you’ve already fallen for me; now, with your frigidity, should I find a time to cure you too?”

“Don’t glare at me; frigidity is way more dangerous than an inability to love, it’s a big deal that affects the next generation. How about tonight, I take care of this issue properly for you?”

“You can’t hide an illness; if you’re sick, you need treatment…”

Hearing his increasingly shameless talk, Yang Xinyi simply ignored him, put on her earplugs to listen to music, and found peace in a blissful ignorance.

Sure enough, Ye Xiong’s fervor cooled down, and after a while, he stopped talking.

After finishing her music, Yang Xinyi took out her earplugs, and suddenly Ye Xiong said, “Wife, is there a men’s product store nearby? I want to buy a box. Think about it, we’re still young. It’s not good to have children too early.”

Yang Xinyi’s slender hand suddenly found its way to his thigh and gave it a fierce pinch.

In the car, Ye Xiong’s screams echoed like a pig being slaughtered.

Twenty minutes later, the two arrived at a Western restaurant and ordered two steaks, getting ready to eat.

“Wife, how about we go to a movie after dinner?” Ye Xiong took out two movie tickets, waved them, and said, “I know you love sci-fi movies, and this is the latest release.”

“Are the seats together?” Yang Xinyi asked while cutting her steak.

“Of course, they’re together.”

“I’m not going,” Yang Xinyi raised her eyebrow and gave him a look, saying, “The movie theater is the number one hotspot for male perverts. You think I’m going to give you the chance?”

She had figured it all out; his wife was indeed smart.

Ye Xiong hadn’t expected that all his little schemes were discovered, and he suddenly lost his temper.

“Wife, you’re really judging a gentleman by your own wicked standard. Am I that kind of person?” Ye Xiong firmly denied it.

The meal took almost half an hour, and during that time Ye Xiong kept teasing, hoping to melt Yang Xinyi, the Ice Mountain. But no matter what he said, Yang Xinyi treated it as if a dog was barking madly, not taking his words seriously at all.

When they returned to the villa, it was almost nine o’clock. Ye Xiong parked the car in the garage and suddenly heard the sound of water coming from the swimming pool behind the villa.

Who could be swimming in the middle of the night, could it be?

Ye Xiong ran quickly to the pool and stopped behind a big tree to observe.

He saw, under the bright lights, a figure swimming slowly in the pool. Judging by the silhouette, it resembled his cousin Tang Ning.

“Cousin, is that you swimming?” Ye Xiong called out loudly.

From the pool, a head emerged. Seeing Ye Xiong, Tang Ning said cheerfully, “Cousin-in-law, you’re finally back. Hurry and change; I’m waiting for you.”

“Wait for me, I’ll be right there.”

Ye Xiong dashed into his room to change, but after searching everywhere, he couldn’t find his swimming trunks. Left with no choice, he had to wear a pair of boxers and ran down to the pool. With a graceful leap like a diver, he plunged in.

Bang!

A sound of flesh hitting against an object rang out, and Ye Xiong’s head bumped into a big lump.

The water was only waist-high, and Ye Xiong’s head had hit the bottom of the pool!

Giggling!

Tang Ning screamed with delight, stood up; all she did was squat in the water to play a trick on Ye Xiong, never expecting him to actually fall for it.

“Serves you right, cousin-in-law!” Tang Ning laughed so hard she shook, creating waves around her.

Ye Xiong emerged from the water, touched the big bump on his head, and said angrily, “Dare to play me, I’ll see how I deal with you.”

After speaking, he charged towards Tang Ning with furious momentum, ready to administer instant justice.

“Cousin, save me, your husband is bullying me!” Tang Ning screamed out loud.