Chapter 47: What Do You Drink Vinegar For?

“What do you drink vinegar for?” Li Yanmo strode forward and took the vinegar bottle from her hand.

Ning Tiantian swallowed the sour taste on the tip of her tongue and said after a hiccup. “I wondered if I was jealous, so I went to try the real vinegar taste. It’s sour and bitter, and I felt the same just before!”

“Inky, I was really jealous when I saw that girl approaching you.” Ning Tiantian took a breath and looked like she was going to cry immediately.

“So?”

Li Yanmo was waiting for her to finish.

“In the future, you stay away from all girls. Except for me, of course! Those girls always pretend to be sweet when they look at you, especially when their eyes are filled with love.”

Li Yanmo raised his eyebrows at Ning Tiantian and suddenly asked meaningfully, “I never come near other girls. It’s the other way around.”

“You can say no to them.” Ning Tiantian’s voice suddenly increased. Who dared to come to mess around with her husband? She would let Er Ha bite all of the bad girls!

“I don’t know how to reject them, so maybe you could teach me?” Li Yanmo asked modestly. He also knelt down so that their eyes were level.

Ning Tiantian raised her chin at him, thought about it, and said, “Anyway, if there is a girl near you, you push her away. Don’t be nice to her because she is a girl. That’s what she deserves as the result of flirting with a married guy!”

Ning Tiantian’s voice still sounded childish and funny, even though she tried to feign an adult tone.

“Good.” However, Li Yanmo accepted her advice.

Hearing his affirmative answer, Ning Tiantian’s tense face relieved instantly, then she smiled like a chirpy bird. “Inky, let’s go to the seafood buffet tonight, I haven’t eaten it for a long time.”

She reached out her hand to him.

As a result, as soon as she touched him, he shook it off and pushed her away gently, “Don’t get close to me.”

“Why?” Ning Tiantian looked at him with a puzzled look. “I’m ashamed of you pushing me like this!”

“You said that I can’t let a girl get close to me. If she gets close to me, I should push her away. I don’t need to be nice to her just because she is a girl.” Li Yanmo showed a smile of triumph. Ning Tiantian had just said this to him before.

Ning Tiantian couldn’t think of anything to say for a while. She shrugged her shoulders. “I mean, other girls can’t get close to you, but this doesn’t include me.”

“No way. You set the rule, so how can you not follow your own rule? Unless you are not a girl, you can’t get close to me in the future!” He said.

“Then don’t treat me as a girl!” Ning Tiantian said carelessly and didn’t find out that she had fallen into his trap again.

Li Yanmo smiled secretly. He always found making fun of her a pleasure.

But soon, he was no longer able to laugh when he heard what Ning Tiantian said.

Ning Tiantian took his hand and walked out. “Treat me like a boy, and I can be gay!”

Li Yanmo stumbled and almost fell when he heard this strange statement. He supported himself by the wall and covered his forehead in silence.

He could never know what strange conclusions Ning Tiantian would say at the end.

“As long as I can be with Inky, it really doesn’t matter who I am!” Ning Tiantian held his arm and said with an ignorant look.

Li Yanmo looked at her and asked seriously, “Do you know what gay means?”

“Stupid Inky!” Ning Tiantian sighed and said to him with a dramatically sincere tone. “Of course. It’s just two people hatching chickens together!”

Li Yanmo was speechless.

Anyway, he overestimated Ning Tiantian’s language level.

“We’d better go to the buffet now. Let’s end this absurd topic.” He thought.