【29.】

Tingting invited Tangtang and Shortie to join a group named “Alliance of Pushing Shortie to Update Stories.”

Tingting: Shortie~

Xu Chi: ?

Tingting: You haven’t updated stories for a long time.

Hsu Chi: Just for less than a week.

Tingting: But I want to know what happened later to Jerk Zhou. He had been in the operating room for so long. I wonder whether he was alive. Tell me please.

Xu Chi: Me too.

Tingting: ?

Xu Chi: I haven’t written it yet.

Tingting: ???

Xu Chi: You know, I’m busy preparing for the final exams.

Tingting: Right. I see. Me too!

Tangtang: Shortie, when will you finish your exams?

Xu Chi: Next Friday.

Tangtang: Students of Management Department are always the last to finish their final exams. Pity on you.

Xu Chi: ?

Tingting: ?

Tangtang: ?

Tangtang: What’s the matter?

Xu Chi: How do you know I’m a student of Management Department?

Tingting: How do you know that?

Tangtang: …

Tangtang: I guessed.

Xu Chi: ?

Tingting: ?

Tangtang: What’s the question mark for? Is there anything I haven’t explained? Or did my answer confuse you? Maybe you sent the question mark by mistake. But I don’t think that’s possible. Are you a person who likes talking or not? Never mind. I’m not afraid of you. People need more communication. So, do you need my advice?  I’m always so warm-hearted that I’m glad to help you. No need to say “Thanks” to me. However, It still confuses me about the meaning of the question mark.

Xu Chi: ?

Tingting: ?

Tangtang: Ah! It’s about the time for the power-off. See you next time. Good night!

Xu Chi: ?

Tingting: Such an early power-off in your dormitory?

Xu Chi: So why did she get off the line?

Tingting: I don’t know.

Tingting: Maybe she’s afraid we will keep asking her.

Tingting: So, Shortie, you are indeed a student of Management Department?

Xu Chi: Yes.

Tingting: So how come Tangtang know that? [grinding teeth .jpg]

Xu Chi: I want to know the reason too.

【30.】

01:23A.M., Beijing Time.

In the group of Alliance of Pushing Shortie to Update Stories.

Tingting: Wow!!! I’ve slept for a whole day!!!

Tangtang: Are you the Sleeping Beauty?

Tingting: I just finished the last exam yesterday. I stayed up until 4a.m. before the exam.

Tingting: Shit!!!

Tingting: My roomates are all out.

Tingting: No one woke me up. My phone is turned off so I didn’t wake up until now.

Tangtang: If I were you, my friend must have rushed to my room to check if I was still alive.

Tangtang: Crying…

Tangtang: You have no real friend.

Tangtang: Except an online friend.

Tingting: ??

Tingting: There were so many calls missed. I am calling them back one by one.

Tingting: I had an appointment with someone for lunch. Well, it’s unexpected that I’d sleep a whole day.

Tangtang: Tingting, a liar will be punished for swallowing 1000 needles.

Xu Chi: …

Tangtang: Shortie! Why haven’t you slept yet? It’s midnight now. Are you still reviewing for the exam? Sleeping too late is unhealthy. Better go to sleep now. Good night!

Xu Chi: I was awoken by a mosquito.

Tingting: There are also mosquitoes in my dormitory! They bothered me. That’s why I woke up now. Though I have hung up the mosquito nets, it’s no use!

Tangtang: Now that they have got into the mosquito net, why not sleep outside the mosquito net?

Tingting: ?

Tingting: I’ve used the mosquito-repellent incense now.

Xu Chi: My palm was bit just now.

Xu Chi: Then I woke up.

Tangtang: Show me your palm.

Tangtang: Let me see it.

Tangtang: Amazing secret hides inside.

Tingting: [picture of Tingting’s palm]

Xu Chi: Hahahhahaha

Tangtang: What are you doing, Tingting?

Tingting: What’s up?

Tangtang: These are the lyrics of a love song. I’m singing it for Shortie.

Tangtang: What does it have to do with your palm?

Tingting: Can’t my palm be bit by mosquitoes?

Xu Chi: I head hurts. But I can’t fall asleep now…

Tangtang: Drop your phone and sleep now, or you’ll have to got plugs like Tingting.

Tingting:?

Tingting: Why are you so nice to Shortie but so mean to me? Why don’t you ask me to sleep?

Tangtang: You have slept for a whole day.

Tangtang: Excuse me?

Xu Chi: You wouldn’t go to sleep even if “she” asked you.

Tingting: Anything wrong with you two?

Tangtang: No.

02:35A.M., Beijing Time.

Tingting: All right.

Tingting: Close my coffin for me, please.

Tangtang: OK. After that, I will continue to use your coffin.

Tangtang: A second-hand coffin. Hahahahahha!

Tingting: Hahahahaha!

Xu Chi: …

Tangtang: ?

Tangtang: Why haven’t you slept yet, Shortie?

Tangtang: Go to sleep.

Tangtang: Please.

Tingting: Shortie, Go to sleep!! Please.

Tingting: Then I will chat with Tangtang in the coffin.

Tingting: OK?

Tangtang: Hahahahaha, yes!!!

Tingting: Bye Bye!

Tingting: Good night.

Xu Chi: Good night, Tingting. I’ll buy you some friends. Next time they will awake you in case you sleep like a log.

Tangtang: Good night. I’ll buy you electric mosquito slices.

Xu Chi: The slices are useless.

Tangtang: ???

Tangtang: How come? I always use it. So, how do you dispel mosquitoes in summer?

Tangtang: Stick out your tongue and eat them?

Xu Chi: No. I just turn on the air-conditioner.

Xu Chi: Then, most of them will be died of coldness.

Tangtang: ???????

Tangtang: Good idea! Hahahaha.

Tangtang: Well, I should buy you “No.1 Health”.

Xu Chi: What is it?

Tingting: “No.1 Health: Nourish your brain, promote the growth of your bone, and improve your memory.”

Xu Chi: …

Xu Chi: Good Night.

Tangtang: Shortie, can you come to my place and make lunch for me tomorrow? I’m afraid I will sleep to death at home.

Tingting: ??? What’s wrong with you? Are you implying that I have no friend?

Tingting: Shortie, don’t listen to her! She wanted to sweet talk you into updating more stories. That’s why she just said so many sweet words.

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Xu Chi: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tingting: Shortie! I forgot to ask you a question!!! Will you go to the Anime Expo next week?

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tingting: Tangtang, Stop!!!

Xu Chi: Maybe no… I didn’t buy the ticket… Besides, I have no interest in it…

Tingting: Come on! I bought two tickets; one is for you!!! And it’s an electronic ticket, so you don’t need to meet me. After you finish your exam, you can go to the Anime Expo for a relax. I will send it to you when you arrive there.

Tingting: I feel so excited when I think of my idol being in the same Anime Expo with me.

Tangtang: I feel so horrible when I think of my idol being in the same Anime Expo with me!!!

Xu Chi: ?

Tingting: ?

Tangtang withdrew a message.

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Tangtang: [I am the champion for staying up late.jpg]

Xu Chi: What’s the matter with her again?

Tingting: You know, there are always several days per month for girls to be moody. So… Leave her alone.

Tangtang: …

Xu Chi: I see…

Tingting: Shortie, have a sweet dream!

Tangtang: Good night, Shortie!

Xu Chi: Good night.